Dr. Evil is one of the greatest villains of all time for a few reasons. He’s funny, his one-liners are hysterical and he had a plan to steal millions of dollars from the U.S. government back in the 90s but waited until this millennium to execute it (okay that was also kind of stupid). But I digress – let’s talk quotes from this classic piece of cinema history…
For those who don’t know Dr Evil. Dr. Evil is a villain with an ego bigger than his IQ and deep enough pockets to fund any scheme of evil he can dream up, but the one thing that always seems to stand in Dr. Evil’s way are pesky superheroes like Austin Powers!
Here are our favorite Dr. Evil Quotes
The most hilarious Dr Evil quotes
You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
Gentlemen, I have a plan. It’s called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money,
or we make it look like Prince Charles, the heir to the throne, has had an affair outside of marriage
and, therefore, they would have to divorce.
I’ll be back, Mr. Powers, when free love is dead, and greed and avarice once again rule the world.
That’s Doctor Evil. I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “Mister”, thank you very much.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s been a long time, but I’m back. It’s all gone perfectly to plan except for
one small flaw. Because of a technical error, my right arm was not frozen. I was therefore by
definition only partially frozen.
There’s nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster.
Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?
Austin Powers is getting too close. He must be neutralized. Any suggestions?
Throw me a frickin’ bone here!
No no no, I’m going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I’m just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!
Can’t you see I’m only half a man? Look at me, I’m a freak!
Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.
One more peep out of you and you’re grounded, Mister, and I am not joking. Let’s begin.
I demand the sum of … ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
I like to see girls of that caliber. By caliber, I mean both the barrel size of their guns and the high
quality of their character…Forget it.
Son, wouldn’t you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
Okay…Well…I think I’m going to watch some TV.
Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. Its been 30 years, but I’m back. Everything’s gone perfectly to plan except one small flaw. Due to a technical error by my henchman Mustafa, complications arose in the unfreezing process.
Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!
Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I’ve been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin’ bone here! I’m the boss! Need the info.
You’ve all been gathered here to form my Evil Cabinet. Excuse me.
Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.
No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He’s quite wily, like his old man.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins.
Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.
I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit. They were insolent.
Scott, I want you to meet daddy’s nemesis, Austin Powers.
Facts about Dr Evil (SPOILER ALERT)
Nigel Powers, the father of Austin and Douglas Powers, reveals to his son’s nemesis that Dr. Evil is in fact Austin Power’s twin brother. He explains that they were separated at birth due to a car explosion.
Dr. Evil was very angry that he didn’t receive an “International man of mystery” award like Austin because they both graduated from British Intelligence Academy together.
Dr. Evil is an international criminal genius who needs to get used to the new times when he was awoken from his cryo-sleep in 1997 after getting frozen back in 1967 and it has taken a lot of adjusting for him, which includes placing his little finger near his mouth whenever something excites him.
Mr. Bigglesworth is Dr. Evil’s Persian cat who lives a life of luxury and comfort, thanks to his owner’s insistence on treating him well at all times. One mishap during the unfreezing process by one of Dr. Evils henchmen caused Mr Bigglesworth hairless appearance for the rest of Austin Powers film series.
Dr. Evil’s son, Scott (played by Seth Green) is described as being insolent and points out his father’s incompetence at making plans to attack the world. When Dr. Evil switches sides in order to help Austin save the planet from destruction, he leaves everything up to his “evil” son who has grown more competent than ever before when it comes time for him take over running their evil empire now that Dr Evil has switched alliances.
Number Two is the trusted financial advisor to Dr. Evil’s terrorist organization, Virtucon. He has a reputation for making massive profits without crossing any illegal lines in business practices as he assists on various schemes that end up successfully generating lucrative revenue streams for his company and its leader-Dr. Evil himself-. As it turns out though, this might not be such an easy task after all because Number 2 finds himself running into legal issues when Drs’.Evil demands more of him than just profit margins.
The first lair of Dr. Evil is set outside Las Vegas, which is a homage to James Bond films You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever.
Dr. Evil’s lair has been on top of the Space Needle, a Caribbean island volcano and finally in his own Moon Base when it is destroyed by Dr. Evil himself.
The third Austin Powers film, Goldmember, brings Dr. Evil back with a vengeance – and new toys to play with! His lair is now behind the famous Hollywood Sign in California while his submarine lair takes shape like himself.